|MESSAGE FROM THE MUSE--Kyo
||[Oct. 21st, 2007---07:50 pm]
|||||I'M SO SORRY BUT ILU RLY TALL GIRL||]|
That's right, mother fuckers. I'm in your community, entertaining myself. Why? BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE I'VE DONE NOTHING IN A FUCKING YEAR. So I've took the list of who we still have and am amusing myself with what I think about them. Enjoy and read, comment, I don't give a fuck. I'm bored and you can get over it.
At least someone would be doing something, ne, bitches?
Aya - Pink haired faggot no one likes. Does he even have a band yet? Probably not, he fails as a musician.
BoA - Boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs.
Brian - Hey, Blian, if you died, I wouldn't care.
Changmin - Big lipped fag.
Eru - Lame fag.
Heechul - Fag-fag.
Hyde - Hyde's the only cool person on this list, just so you know. Besides Ken. ...All of L'arc is tight. Hey, Hyde, by the way, Taka is somewhere lose in Papua New Guinea. Sorry.
Jaejoong - Overrated fag.
Junsu - He fucks dolphins.
Kami - Whiney bitch. You need to get laid, xoxoxo. ;)
Ken - I'd go gay for you. But I'm straight. Totally straight.
Kyo - Hottest person ALIVE.
Lida - Can I have my KyoxToshiya porn back, man?
Miku - SMILE ICHIBAN II ONNA. IDK. I'd fuck you.
Rame - Mreow. For a freak, I like your legs.
Riku - HAHAHAAHAHAHAAHHAHAHA WHERE'S YOUR GOD NOW?
Ruka - I miss you. You make me write emo songs.
Ruki - Secretly, I want to kidnap you and do dirty things to you.
Sungmin - When I look at you, I vomit.
Toshiya - UNFUNFUNFUNF ALL NIGHT LONG.
Uruha - Put some fucking pants on.
Yoshiki - Whiney teenage girl.
Yehsung - 8D~ Vibrating Koreans are good Koreans.
Yunho - Boobs boobs boobs boo--THAT'S A DUDE? FUCKING SICK WHY DO YOU HAVE BOOBS?
Yura - Big nosed bastard with erectile dysfunction.
Is that it? Yeah? Cool. FUCK I'M BORED. ENTERTAIN ME, MOTHER FUCKERS, OR I'LL RAPE YOUR DAUGHTERS ON YOUR GRAVES.
And buy my new single. 10/24 Dozing Green. :)